Mar 8, 2008

No Gnawing

Should I even have to make this a rule?

Of course it is Bennett that it applies to. He's like a little woodchuck over at his place just gnawing down on a piece of....anything...he can gnaw a sanwhich, a cookie, an apple slice, a strawberry. You name it, he can gnaw. It takes unprecedented skill. Obviously, we've given him ample opportunity to practice.

It's just one of those things that hits you one day. Wait a minute there, did I just see Bennett gnawing that piece of meat? How long has this been going on? Why haven't I noticed this before? Have I been tacitly consenting to cavemen-like eating habits? Do I have one ounce of parenting ability in my body? How could this have slipped through my 'parent radar'? Of course this is all about me.

Therefore, I add one more utterly unexpected rule to my list of "Random Rules for Kids". The first rule: Do not bite the armoire, I learned that one the hard way. The second rule: Never say you don't need a stroller when you're going on a walk with 3 kids and one of them is only 3 months old and the other is not quite potty trained. (again, learned the hard way). And now my third ridiculous rule: No Gnawing.

If my 'learning things the hard way' can relieve the suffering of just one, new, inexperienced, gullible parent, then maybe I can continue to live with myself. Maybe there's some bigger, deeper reason to all my perils. These children will take advantage of as much as they can if they think you don't know 'all the (mysterious) rules'. Watch-out!
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3 comments:

Jennboree said...

We have a Don't Bring Me Boogers rule after my husband one too many times got a tasty treat on the end of a finger instead of a boo-boo he thought he was kissing.

Jennifer said...

You are a blogging fool as of late! I was feeling bad for not having blogged much lately, then I read ALL of your recent posts and now feel worse! Thanks for that :(

And, Jennboree...ewww! Gross!!!! My gag reflex kicked in on that one ;)

Jennboree said...

Imagine my poor husband's reaction! I just think it is funny. Kids are weird as heck and we have to take it all in stride.

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