I don't know that anyone has heard (or should ever hear) the following types of comments come forth out of the mouth of one of their offspring. These comments in no way reflect the opinions, values, actions or beliefs of the writer. They are entirely original comments from our beloved son, Bennett. I don't even have an explanation for these. I think they speak for themselves....
"Gavin, here's a question. When did you start liking watermelon?"
"Mom. I think I'm going to stop picking my nose now."
"Why is my bottom connected?"
"Gavin, can you please wipe my butt? NOW!"
