This morning Chloe woke up and said, "Mom, I R.I.P'd last night."
Huh???
"You know, I rested in peace."
"Honey, do you know they reserve that phrase mostly for the dead?"
"Well, I really did rest in peace, there's no other way to say it."
"Well then, I'm happy for you."
RIP everyone, RIP tonight.
