This shirt, like, totally describes my life right now. Like, you wouldn't even understand.
See, like, everyday when the kids (like, especially Bennett and Chloe) are like, making their lunch and whatever...they like, talk all "mall girl" the whole time. And I'm like, "Hey guys, like, are you speaking all valley girl?"
And then they're like, "As if! That is so last year, Mom. It's called 'mall girl' now."
So I'm all like, "Whatever!"
And then Bennett's like, "That's totally, cra cra."
So I'm like, "I don't even know what that means."
And he's all, "I know, right?!"
And then Chloe busts out with, "Oh no you dit-ent!" and he's all, "You know it!".
So I go all cra, cra and join in with, "Can you like, not!" and then Chloe encourages me to keep up my old school valley girl with, "work it girl!"
Then Bennett looks at me and is like, "BT Dubs, I love you're hair girl. We're over!"
So I'm like, "Whatever!"
We then head downstairs to eat lunch while we watch our daily episode of either House Hunter's International or Brain Games pretending the past 15 minutes never happened. It's highly unfortunate that I have yet to record these two cra-cra's talking like this because it is absolutely hilarious and goes on and on and on. Bennett has THE best mall girl voice and body language imitation. Figures. Some people have all the luck.
The kids were literally shocked that I actually could match them with my valley girl speak, all be it ancient history. They may have new phrases now. And I'm learning, but the voice, that can't be taught. It's a gift. And I'm workin' it!
Remember....this is my lunch existence every day this summer. Have mercy on me. I can't help it any more. Sometimes it even rolls into our conversations while we're playing cards or riding bikes or making dinner. And then I'm all like, "Can you like, not!"
