Gavin has decided to write a novel. Because of this monumental decision, he has deemed it necessary to come up with a pen name. And because he never does anything the normal way, he has decided that his pen name must exploit the English language. His goal is to use all the silent letters in one name. This is what he came up with:
Phough Ptognemknote
(pronunciation: fuff toe-nem-note)
If you ever happen to come by a book written by this author, I highly recommend it. He will most likely exploit and bend and trivialize all the rules of our crazy, English language. And he will have fun doing it.
