Sometimes Bennett comes up with the craziest things. Lately it has been his 'proverbs'. He likes to put on the air of a wise old man and say in a most humble, serious voice, "I'd like to share a wise saying with you..." and so it goes. Here are some of the 'wise sayings' I am subjected to day in and day out:
Sometimes a one-eyed cow can see things a two-eyed cow can't.
Sometimes there are cracked potato chips and whole potato chips. The cracked ones sacrifice themselves so others can eat a whole potato chip.
Sometimes to make an omelet, many eggs have to crack.
Sometimes a light bulb can lead to light, like the light in the refrigerator when you're getting chocolate milk.
Must I go on? You see the theme here, don't you? Food. He has all his major, life revelations around food.
