Apparently, our boys like to show off their new and improved, buff bodies to us, their ever present parental audience. Gavin takes tae-kwon-do 3 nights a week, Bennett practices basketball incessantly. Thus, the reason for the improved physiques.
Gavin takes off his shirt after dinner and announces, "Look at my two pack!" Like we should be in awe. In case we couldn't see it, he shows us, "See...this line here down the middle of my stomach, that delineates my two pack. Pretty soon it will be a 4 pack. Then a six pack. Then an 8 pack.....(ad nausium)."
Not to be outdone, Bennett lifts up his shirt and says, "Look. I'm muscular and slim. Except for like right now after we eat, then my stomach fills out a bit more" as he proceeds to impersonate a pregnant woman.
Just a few of the daily dinner time diddies we enjoy on a regular basis.
