Gavin: "How about every time I talk to you, you respond to me metaphorically."
Me: "What does that even mean, Gavin."
Gavin: "You know, I say something and then you respond using a metaphor."
Me: "Oh. Like, if you say 'corndog', then I say, 'you're as skinny as a corn dog'. Right?"
Gavin: "No mom. That's a simile. You need you use a metaphor such as, 'this red is the sun'.
Me: "Oh. I don't know what to say. How about I just don't talk."
